“Stu, what are you doing?”
“Clicking cookies.”
“It’s four o’ clock in the morning; why on earth are you clicking cookies?”
“Because I’ve lost control of my life.”
the little grandmas on the counter oh my god
Carpe natem
as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi
can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it
you had to be there
You'll find something waiting right there where you left it lying upside down